House of How

Pop the popcorn and lay out the sleeping bags, it’s time for a sleepover! We’re gonna stay up all night, watch scary movies, and hang out in our pajamas. Maybe we’ll read each... Read More

Rev those engines, one foot on the clutch and another on the gas, this race is going to go off the rails! Alex the Anchor has her signature nitro boost ready to go and Stockcar... Read More

So you think you’re ready for the roughest outfit to roll ‘round the ramparts? Fearless and focused, a force to be reckoned with? Well what are we waiting for? The wilds need folk... Read More

WARNING! Multiple SCP have been detected. Please begin lockdown procedures. CC-BY-SA

Secret agent training is in full swing: infiltrating beaches disguised as a beach ball, sneaking past sand castle guards, and hiding underneath a plastic bucket is just the... Read More

Shed that winter coat and come out to play in the sun! Fields of flowers, pine forests, country roads and city parks are full of folks of every feather having a blast. We have... Read More

Why choose just one color for your outfit when you can have the whole rainbow? Enough with the monochrome, make your style pop with bright, billowing shades on every possible... Read More

Chill out from the summer heat in a cool blue outfit, specially designed for the cobalt connoisseur. Not just navy blue, not restricted to royal blue, this azure ensemble has... Read More

What ho, noble adventurers, wilt thou hear my tale of woe? It begins when the foul wizard Megliach put a curse on… what? No? Fine, roll initiative and let the role playing begin!... Read More

This special mission is only for the iron hearted: to go deep behind enemy lines. Chain mail, plate armor, winged helmets, whatever you need you can find here in the armory. To... Read More

Don’t hide away what makes you unique, let that part of you fly freely! You have been touched by magic and we welcome you as a unicorn! Every color of the rainbow has its time in... Read More

Here in toon town there are lots of stand-up professions, not just comedians! Singing chefs may need to chase down a crying onion, pilots fly all over the world followed by little... Read More

Life is like a box of chocolates, you have to take a bite before you find out what’s inside! Bite into a crunchy, sweet surprise by unwrapping these 16 skins and you’ll find every... Read More

SIMULATION BEGINNING: School is back in session, and these bots have a lot to learn! Hacking circuits to jump higher on the cyber court, sneaking out past sleep mode to spy on... Read More

WARNING! WARNING! Containment failure. SCP-066, SCP-096, and Bing Bong have escaped. Containment failure. CC-BY-SA

This month it’s getting toasty, so celebrate with 14 sunshine skins specially made by House of How! Aliens and watermelon, rock climbing and sand castles, this pack has summer fun... Read More

The Windy City never looked so good! Chill at the bean, take in the sight of Willis tower, and wave to our Canadian neighbors across Lake Michigan all while sporting the greatest... Read More

Grumpy cats in floral outfits, fiesta party parrots, peanut butter and jelly luau, you know that that means: the memes are out for summertime fun! Hang out in the pool with... Read More

Shiver me timbers and blow me down! If it isn’t the Seacaster child! All grown up and ready for a treasure hunt of your own, are ye? You’re welcome aboard the dread pirate... Read More

It’s the graduation party everyone is dying to see: hungry young people from all walks of life in search of “BRAINS!” School is out and this summer anyone who wasn’t a casualty of... Read More

Woodland creatures have been touched by starlight and now shimmer with astral energy, what could it mean!? Waves of color wash over the hills, tye dye frogs and blacklight... Read More

Child celebrities don’t have it easy. Taffeta Tammy won’t even look at a peasant while they shine her size six leather shoes. Little Sencha’s father is a real estate tycoon,... Read More

Lights from UFOs dot the sky, the milky way frames an alien invasion of interstellar proportions! Grab your astronaut suit and choose a side, these extraterrestrials are... Read More

Get hip, get chic, get trendy with the latest fashion line: Prism Ink! Jupiter jackets, gradient gloves, comet trail coveralls and so much more! Break away from simple stripes and... Read More

Everything changed when our nation came under attack, consider your training just the beginning of an epic quest to bring peace to the land once again! Learn from masters in each... Read More

It’s havoc at the half pipe! Someone’s deck got snapped in half or got road rash, folks are getting called out for sabotage, the important thing is that the skate park is divided... Read More

Radioactive sludge, cursed cemeteries, science gone wrong and the end of the world is just the beginning for these radical undead. There’s no escaping this wave from the grave, so... Read More

Waves of ocean spray refract light into swirling pools of color, and just beneath the surface swims a beautiful creature: you! Break the surface tension of everyday life and show... Read More

A renegade brainwave is being repeated across radio towers, pumped through televisions, and is turning today's youth into horrifying monsters: TEENAGERS!!! Listless, a glazed look... Read More

Grab your cereal and crank up the volume, this Saturday morning the shows are going retro! Back to a time when bots would bounce, cyborgs could stretch long limbs, and colors came... Read More

A frozen skull and crossbones cuts through the icy mist, onlookers feel the stab of fear in their hearts as the call flies across the boat, “Pirates!” The HMS Terror is no longer... Read More

Get out of the oppressive heat and sit in the shade a while, these shadows are more than just comfortable: they’re stylish. Black isn’t just for funerals, onyx is for everyday,... Read More

“Dusk ‘till Dawn Barbeque” has invited everyone, the vampires, the demons, the pigman, it’s almost like… A TRAP! Van Helsing wields a flamethrower and begins burning every undead,... Read More

The invitation arrives in a velvety envelope, sealed with wax and the crest of a powerful family. “A night to die for” it reads, and the heist is practically planning itself. Rub... Read More

It’s the battle of the barf, the upchuck world series, the puke parade! Four teams of retching rivals fight for the title of nausea number one! The hairball huckers, the bamboo... Read More

Welcome to taco town where the enchilada is supreme and the quesadillas are loaded, what can I get you? We have extra spicy jalapenos in season right now, fresh avocado and stacks... Read More

Get ready, future astronauts, this summer we’re learning about space! Try on real astronaut helmets, plot rocket courses, study celestial bodies through a telescope, and maybe... Read More

Hipsters and hooligans, hoodies and hip hop, this pack features the most extreme cool anyone can find. Serving up ice cold looks and frosty firsts are styles from the 80s, 90s,... Read More

From the deep ocean to the tidal coast there is one creature that surpasses all others in elegance and really, really sharp teeth. Observe the chef shark in his natural habitat:... Read More

Light the fuse and prepare for “oohs” and “aahs” as we rocket off into the night sky! This bundle of rainbow poppers, fizzing sparklers, and bottled fireballs will brighten any... Read More