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Have you felt bored with your "normal" existence lately? Looking to get a little bit more WEIRDNESS in your life? Well now you can! Amaze and dazzle your friends with your WEIRD... Read More

Zombies are especially frightening when the sun sets. During the day they're just a bunch of slow brainless dolts. But at night, they change. They become fast, viscous, and...... Read More

Welcome to Jolicraft's Robot Lab! Robots are awesome. They don't need to eat (except when they do), they are shiny (except when they're not), and they do what you tell them to... Read More

Let me tell you a tale of a magnificent camel tail I saw on the cherry blossom trail! + Hand-drawn HD textures! + Critters, creepies, blocks, items, UI... Everything! +... Read More

There are times in life where you need to be quiet. Like in school, or in libraries. And then there are times to be LOUD! Get your screaming voices ready and get some... Read More

The mushrooms of Minecraft are a bit boring, aren't they? They just sit there, not doing much, and they definitely aren't very talkative. This changes TODAY! Minecraft is being... Read More

If you could be any overworld block from Jolicraft, which would you be? I'd be grass. Blowing gently in the breeze. Or lava! Hot and spicy! Then again, bedrock would be strong,... Read More

Out of all the holidays, Halloween is my favourite. It's the only day of the year where you can dress up as whatever you want and eat TOO MUCH CANDY! It only lasts one night, so... Read More

Have you been noticed how hard it is to find hats? What about your sore neck? Feeling a little top heavy lately? You might be suffering from Big Head Syndrome. + Now YOU can... Read More

When darkness falls, and you're all alone, don't give into fear. The world may seem like a scary place, but the things that go bump in the night are just figments of your... Read More

In ancient times, ancient man emerged from his ancient caves to take over the ancient world. He quickly learned that the ancient world wasn't so friendly. Food was scarce, the... Read More

Long, long ago. On this same earth, beneath this same sun, but long before you. In the time of the mammoth, and the mastodon. Where bison roamed and saber tooth cat's prowled.... Read More

Out of all the holidays, Halloween is my favourite. It's the only day of the year where you can dress up as whatever you want and eat TOO MUCH CANDY! It only lasts one night, so... Read More

Let me tell you a tale of a magnificent camel tail I saw on the cherry blossom trail! + Hand-drawn HD textures! + Critters, creepies, blocks, items, UI... Everything! +... Read More

I forgot to remember that I dreamed a dream of squishy, slimy, squiggly, silly little Shroomfolk. They made me their king, and brought me the most delicious glowing flowers. Every... Read More

This vast land, so great and... vast. It has so many wonderful things in it. Sticks. Stones. You name it. + Now YOU can be the STICKS! And also the stones. + 13 sticky & stony... Read More

This is the end my friend. Where darkness looms every day. Where grayness weighs down your very soul. And in this sad, weird, bleak place, the Enderfolk roam. And now YOU can roam... Read More

Spacelog, 3021: I have been stranded on this strange alien world for years. These... creatures roaming the mysterious landscape, at first were frightening, however, after studying... Read More

We live in weird times. Things got weird really quickly, things are still weird, and they're likely to be weird for a while yet. It's a weird world. Embrace your inner weirdo and... Read More

When the sun sets and your wooden sword is about to break, what do you fear most? From scarecrows to skeletons, witches to withers, evokers to endermen, and everything in between.... Read More

You've heard stories about the monsters under your bed, but you never believed them did you? Well I'm here to tell you they're TRUE! But don't worry, just hide under your covers... Read More

The forest is so quiet and peaceful, but little do you know IT'S ALIVE! These trees aren't sitting around waiting for a woodsman's axe, they've uprooted and are on the move. Why... Read More

A long time ago, in a far off land, folks didn't settle. They didn't build. They didn't farm. They WANDERED! Now you too can take part in this age old tradition. Pick your... Read More

Listen up youngsters! Listen to your ELDERS! Don't go thinking that old age won't catch up with you eventually. As the sun sets on our younger years, take the time to remember all... Read More